CPT EXPERIENCE

Once we were sitting in our class.there were a few laminated photographs on the wall.a student started recognizing the great Indians.but unfortunately he was so puzzled up in cpt studies that he forgot his history.he saw the photograph and said Jawaharlal Nehru.but was that Jawaharlal Nehru.nooooo,he was not Nehru,instead he was swami vivekananda.heheehhehe.This post is for those studious students,who have considered ca(cpt) as some nightmare,which they have to turn to a beautiful dream.a few students think cpt to be too tough to be cleared.they study all day and night,and forget all their history and geography.here I tell you what grade cpt holds………..
CPT STUDENTS AND THEIR MOTTO-
In our introduction class,sir asked our college names and extra carrers opted if any.this was now turn of a boy.he said he is doing a d.j. corse in bhawanipur college.sir asked him,why is he doin cpt at all when he has his carrear fixed as a d.j.he said,sir star plus pe cpt band ho gaya ,isliye yahan khelne aa gaya.
CPT PASSERS-
There was a student in our revision class held 10 days before exams,who used to sit in the corner seat of second bench.my teacher has a habit of questions to us while teaching ,so that day he was the target.he asked him 3 simple journal entries-
1.credit sales
2.credit purchase
3.bad debt recovery.
He answered it all wrong.sir was a bit furious and said,”take your money refund,and go home and sit.you can never pass cpt exam.”.but he replied”sir,I have already passed cpt exam in November.i just came here to make my base concept of accounts strong.”
CPT TEACHERS-
Anil mishra,must have heard his name.yeah,the most forgetful teacher of cpt who teaches maths.he remembers his batch by the name of his students,bidisha batch,sneha batch,etc.he never knows the time of his batches.whenever the batch comes up he teaches them.he calls up the students of all the batches at the same time and then cancels the class.isn’t this what he did just 15days before exams.

Mohan sir,no doubt a good teacher.he teaches maths.but has he time to teach neways.if the batch starts at 1p.m.,the class begins at 2p.m.the syllabus never ends.and not to forget his 10 trips to bangalore to teach there.

Jha sir,one of the best accounts teacher.the teacher whose class is all about real fun.abuses is all his mother tongue.i think my words are too less to honour him.


Need I say anything more to it……….chillax and njoy your life.and cpt……go to hell.